Contrary to the opinion of others, I believe Falmouth needs more wind turbines.
I propose that a wind turbine be erected in the front yard of every selectman. Just think of their sense of civic pride as they listened to the turbines drone on and on and on all day long.
Of course, if they found the sound and vibrations of the turbines to be an intolerable nuisance, they could always sell their homes and move elsewhere.
Lest they become complacent, the turbines would then be removed and placed in front of their new homes. This would continue until such time as they decided to treat every single citizen of Falmouth as they themselves would want to be treated. After all, no one ever wants to be accused of being a hypocrite.
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